FOR THOSE WHO NEED SLOW FASHION COPYWRITING – I’VE GOT IT COVERED

You’re an Eco-Conscious Fashion Entrepreneur

There are NEVER ENOUGH HOURS in a day for you to get all of your ideas down on paper.

And even if there were, that’s JUST THE BEGINNING of the process. There’s still draping, drafting, cutting, and sewing to do.

You took the plunge into commercial production and know that an ONLINE STORE is the best way to generate sales – especially if you want your creations to reach customers on the other side of the country. Or the continent. Or the WORLD!

Stellar photos of your wearable art are all that you need, right? Well…not quite. Nearly 90% of online customers say that a product DESCRIPTION can make or break their decision to buy. That means writing. A lot of writing.

And on top of that, there’s EMAIL NEWSLETTERS to get and maintain customer interest. Want a BLOG to generate more website traffic? Awesome! That’s 1,500 – 2,500 words. Per WEEK. Because just having a blog isn’t enough. The posts need to be regular and have enough words to show up in search results.

But you don’t want to have to worry about that! There’s already NEVER ENOUGH HOURS in a day.

YOUR SOLUTION?

The Floral Chainsaw.

Fashion Copywriting by The Floral Chainsaw can help with:

TIME

When you outsource your slow fashion copywriting projects to me, you know exactly WHEN I will deliver the final products to you.

Conversely, if you take it on as a side project, how long will it take you to finish? HOW MANY HOURS will you spend working on something you don’t enjoy?

It also takes you away from the WORK THAT YOU LOVE – and who is going to pick up that work while you are sidetracked by a copywriting job?

Let me take care of the writing so that you can do the work you are passionate about.

BUDGET

Before you hire me to do your eco fashion copywriting, you know exactly HOW MUCH you are paying for the work. I charge per project, not an hourly rate – whatever is on the proposal is what you see on the invoice. NO SURPRISES, NO B.S.

If you task a designer – yourself or an assistant – with copywriting when it isn’t their job, not only are you paying a full-time salary for part-time work, but the results aren’t PROFESSIONAL.

If you want good results, contract a good writer; it is cheaper, and you get a superior final product.

MORALE

As a career creative, you want to spend your working hours doing what you are good at. There are few things more disheartening than staring at work you HAVE to do, while the work you WANT to do sits off to the side.

Let ME handle the ethical fashion copywriting projects so you and your team can get on with doing the design and garment construction work that you enjoy and are good at.

Do not set yourself up for failure – or procrastination. Instead, I will set you up for success.

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SERVICE RATES

Special rates available for copywriting service packages and retainers.

Brand Blog Post

$200

  • 1000- 1500 words
  • SEO (Search Engine Optimization)
  • Your choice of topic and keywords (up to five)
  • At least two (2) embedded links to product purchase pages

Email Newsletter

$75-150

  • 500-1000 words
  • At least two (2) embedded links to product purchase page(s)
  • Can be used to promote a sale, a new release, or restock
  • Package rates for series of 3 or more

Item Description

$50

  • 200-250 words
  • Vivid language that speaks to your customers
  • Includes care/laundering info
  • Includes size/fit recommendations
  • Package rates for 10 or more

All product rates include

One draft revision session – Taxes – Communication during standard working hours

ABOUT THE FLORAL CHAINSAW

Howdy! My name is Julia Carvel and I am a slow fashion copywriter.

As a professional, award-winning writer with a career spanning nearly three decades, I first learned about Search Engine Optimization (SEO) while writing keyword-stuffed content for a blog outsourcing company starting in 2009. They hired me under their general policy of promoting writers to full-pay status after producing two months of regular articles as a probationary, half-pay writer. I was promoted to full pay after just two weeks.

My specialization is connecting sustainable, ethical fashion companies with their ideal audience, whoever and wherever they may be. I particularly love working with designers and boutiques based outside of the USA, especially companies who are looking to bring their unique styles to English-speaking markets for the first time.

In my past lives, I have been a Navy officer and college professor, with a B.A. and M.A. in English, and a M.Ed. in TESOL.

Why “The Floral Chainsaw”? Because it’s unique, memorable, easy to spell, and is an accurate representation of my personality.

My favorite punctuation mark is the semicolon.

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